Worst Jokes Ever
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Animals are just... so hot!
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.