Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Twin Towers

Why was 10 scared?

Because it’s between 9/11.

House

A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.

The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.

A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.

The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"

"What happened?" said the manager.

"A civil war."

Deck

Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.

Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.

My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.

Lesbian

What do renovators and lesbians have in common?

They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They won't be able to find home.

Orphan

What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"

Twin Towers

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

Because they lost their towers.

Hairline

My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"

My bully. 😭

Hairline

You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Hairline

You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.

Muslim

What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?

Turkish.

Twin Towers

Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'