Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly. I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking but she said she didn't want any. When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, and you thought you were looking at the grand canyon.
why did the orphan become gay, because he wanted to call someone daddy
What's brown and white with red all over
Terists when the went into the twins towers
hitler is a national hero he killed hitler... oh wait
What do you call an Afghanistan person In a bath? A bath bomb
What is is called when you talk in panera bread
Panera said
What do you call a panera bread doctor A panera med
I told a furry, dont call your self a joke! I said to the furry, Joke has meanings.
I told a Chinese man, which is better, Cats or dogs. He said dogs. I say why? He said because dogs tasted better Than cats
What do you call it when a man named ned works at panera bread
Panera Ned
Im on a roll with my jokes rn
I will never forget my grandpas last words, Hold the ladder!
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does parera sleep in?
Panera bed
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes and I replied with its not that deep
What do you call it when panera bread, Shuts down Panera is dead
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid. Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Why a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican, cause they will always cross it
