Worst Jokes Ever
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
-Lift up your foot.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
So, there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, "what is one plus one?" She said, "I HATE YOU." Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, "My buns are burning." Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Bobby said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" The principal yelled, "HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?!" Then he said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, "my buns are burning."
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."