Worst Jokes Ever
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?