Worst Jokes Ever
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.