Worst Jokes Ever
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."
Friend: *hits head* Others: How many fingers am I holding up? Me to friend: How suicidal am I on a scale from one to ten? Friend: Ten Me: He's fine guys.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"