Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10

"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.

Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.