Worst Jokes Ever
I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
Like and comment if you get it!
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣