Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."