Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
in england, for every church, theres two pubs
in poland, for every pub, theres two churches