Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!

Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."

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  • What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.

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  • What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

    I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.

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  • People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.

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  • What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?

    "Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"

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  • North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.

    Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."

    The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."

    Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."

    Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.

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