Worst Jokes Ever
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.
The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.
The son comes outside and steps on a crack.
The dad then dies in a car crash.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.