Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

Lesbian

In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

Twin Towers

Why was 10 afraid?

Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.

Orphan

What is the favorite movie of orphans?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.

9/11 jokes

Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.