Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.

... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.

Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.

Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the aeroplane!"

"And here comes the second one!"

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"

My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.

Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.