Worst Jokes Ever

The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI

What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

Wordle be like (pt3)

Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.

STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛

FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚

MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚

YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚

Wordle be like (Part 2):

COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚

CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚

CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

When it's NNN but you have a peanut allergy: 🥳

What do you call a singer who can't make a song?

Taylor Swift.

Six one.

Orthodox christians are a lil slow, they take 13 days to get the joke. so go easy on em, alright?

Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.

Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?

Because there’s a bartender in there.

An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.

“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.

“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.

There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.

What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?

They ordered two large planes.

What is a woman's name with one leg?

Eileen.

Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.

Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.

Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.

Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."

Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."

Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?