Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.

What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.

Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.

One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.

Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?

Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.

Stranger: Do you need a doctor?