Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
Greg is a pedo.
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...
I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.
Greg fucking steals toes!
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated your arms."
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
your mom
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit