What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.
Why is the German blind? Because he's a "not see".
I feel bad for the people who were born on April,1 Their life is a joke
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE”
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd JUMP
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the MIC DROP was too high
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his RHYME BOOKS
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their RAP SHEETS in order
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
RHY-MOSQUITO
