Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

What's the difference between me and my mate...

I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.