Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Worst Jokes Ever
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
