Worst Jokes Ever

Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?

He killed his mom and then fucked her.

Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.

Bitches be like, "Read the room."

What genre is that in?

What is a disabled man called?

"Woman." Haha.

My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!

The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.

What’s the difference between kids and drugs?

I don’t hide drugs in my basement.

What do you call a Black Iron Man?

Robert Browny Jr.

If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈

What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.

Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?

A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.

I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"

A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.

Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"