Worst Jokes Ever
I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".
If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".
If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
I don't like consistency. Last night, I spent three hours looking at a room and thinking, "I need a flower pot here, and the couch should be on the right." Eventually, the police arrived and led me away from my neighbor's window.
What's the difference between Canada and the USA?
In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.
In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'
'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.