Worst Jokes Ever
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.