Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.

What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?

Both of them are just full of shit.

What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

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    • Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.

    The emo kid tried to high five the tree.

    But the tree left him hanging.

    What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?

    They both have a touchy feeling for kids.

    Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

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    • I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.

    But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.

    if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.

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