Worst Jokes Ever

Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."

Hitler: "Mine less, then."

Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"

Hitler looks over: "Yes?"

best friend makes 9/11 joke.

you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."

best friend: "I'm sorry."

you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!

A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says, "Who the fuck's been fucking my wife?" The room goes silent. The guy in the back finishes his beer and says, "You ain't got enough bullets."

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.

An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.

Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.

Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.

Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

What's a suicidal person's favorite game?

Hangman.

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.

Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.

My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.

Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.

What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁

The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.

Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

I really hope you’ll be reported missing.