Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."

- Charlie Chaplin

Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.

What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.

Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)

Frank: Yo

Fred: Hi...

Frank: U heard about de competition?

Fred: Yeah...

Frank: You wanna hang out?

Fred: .......

Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.

Fred: ...I(

Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.

Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.

Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.

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    • You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

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    • When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,

    other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."

    So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

    What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?

    The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.

    Sex is like math.

    Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.

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    • What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.

    Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!