Worst Jokes Ever
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!