Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: Oh, I wan-
Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.
Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.