Worst Jokes Ever
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.