Worst Jokes Ever
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Russia.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.