Why did the retard cross the road ??
........ .....
He never made it!!
why cant orphans play baseball
they don't know where the home is
also what do you call an orphan taking a selfie
a family photo
your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite
what is a fish with no eyes? A fsh!!!!!!!
yo mama so stupid she joined the squid game as a sea life lover bc she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins
yo mama so fat that the US (mexico) and north korea (south korea) got into war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall
I gave helen keller an oculus and airpods for her 12th birthday and she hated them and me.
yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can and I asked "what are you doing" and she said "I'm moving"
I came I across a pic of the oldest man on earth on ig , he was 132 years old. I commented age is just a number for him now I'm banned.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy"
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes they said they will stop soon
what did the twin towers say when they saw the airplane
batter up
whats the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11...nothing there both crumbled
keep yourself safe!
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal. I wanted to tell him “well can we get what we both want?” “ I was already planning on dying anyway.”
When an orphan takes a family photo its called a selfie
Guy your hairline was the reason adolf hitler said let there be war
what do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
dine and dash
what do you call a group of gay gamers?
rainbow 6
