Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
Ur next.
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.