Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
The sun is fire.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
I smell like skunk.
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!