Worst Jokes Ever
How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...
You're really sexy đ
Lick my BALLS!
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
"Guys! Letâs hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Slob on my knob.
Did Jesus cut his nails?
No! His nails cut through him.
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"
You're really...
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasnât happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Mom told me drugs are my enemies.
Jesus said to like your enemies.
Yay, I can like drugs then!
A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresaâs clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."
"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."
"Where is Donald Trumpâs?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the wayđ.