Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they donā€™t have a Motherā€™s or Fatherā€™s Day.

Hey, Iā€™m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When itā€™s my Birthday, and when itā€™s not...

During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?

One time my boyfriend and I were playing the tickle game and I tickled him on his thighs by accident, and I said, "Oh no, I am dead."

Then he started tickling me on my thighs up to my vagina, and then I moaned while laughing and told him, "STOP, please."

Then he said, "That's what I thought," and I was like, you cheated. He was like, "You first did it."

So he went to the restroom and pulled down his pants. Then I jumped on him and pulled his dick five times, and he screamed, and I quickly ran out and laughed. Then he ran to me, and I screamed, and he started eating my pussy and fingering me while I said, "Okay, okay, stop."

And he stopped and started sucking my boobs and giving me hickeys while I said, "Please stop," and then I pushed him off, and he turned me around and put his dick in my hole, and I said, "Owwwwwwww."

Then he said, "Play with me, I'll fuck you up."

I said, "Ughh," and slapped him.