Worst Jokes Ever

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don’t know where home is.

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

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What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.

I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

You.

If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.

"Gwen, are you still there?"

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.

Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!

What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.

If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.

What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

They both erupt when triggered.

Why can't America play chess?

Because it lost two towers.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.

Why did the Indian man eat a cow?

Because he wanted to be fat like one.

Uranus is cold.

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.