The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Worst Jokes Ever
I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.
Never got a mother's love, lol.
My dad left me, lol.
None of these jokes are funny.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
My grandad was shocked to learn that lightning can strike in the same place twice.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.
1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.
2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?
4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!
5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Kyler, go on this one.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
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Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"