Worst Jokes Ever
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
The Moodle Page
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
Parton (DYM 80).
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!
Harvey 😁: It's funny!
Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!
Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?
Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!
Harvey😟: That's not true!
Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!
Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!
Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?
Harvey😁: Good!
Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!
Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"