No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
Worst Jokes Ever
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
F is for friends who don't talk to you.
U is for Ur alone.
N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
Your (DYM 13).
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""
Thanks a lot, Gwen!
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
Your birth certificate is a complaint to the condom factory.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P