Worst Jokes Ever
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
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What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
They're blooming a gay chicken.
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
Prince, I'm ready to chat!