Worst Jokes Ever
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
Nerverack.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
Where did my rabbit go?
*crunch*
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
My therapist said time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.