Worst Jokes Ever
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
Epic gamer.