Worst Jokes Ever

I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.

What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?

Boomerangs come back.

What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?

A homeless shelter.

My grandpa died to ligma :(

LIGMA BALLS!

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.

"Prince, please talk to me!"

I'm bored and I'm sure someone scrolling through here is too, so wanna chat? Pls.

I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?

I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?

Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.

What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?

My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!

I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!

My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?