Worst Jokes Ever
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
"Where are you? [Because you] make me wanna throw up every time I see you."
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
Your dad.
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Jesus.
Wanna hear a joke?
Jesus being real.