Worst Jokes Ever
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.
The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
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Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Mom!
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Oh, wait.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
Gwen: Hi sir, how are you?
Tj: Good... you?
Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date? It seems like you need one 😉!
Tj: 😏.
Gwen: Here, this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend!
Tj: Thanks but um, don't you think you should be um getting inside too?
Gwen: 🙁 No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁.
Tj: NO!!!!!!
1 day later.
Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩👧👦