Worst Jokes Ever
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."
She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."
Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"
I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
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What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
I don’t know what to call this chat.
My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.
And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!