Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, how ya doin'?
Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.
Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.
Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
I'M SHORTTT!
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.