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Worst Jokes Ever
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
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Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The bartender answers, "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets."
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
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My life, ha ha funny!
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)