Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
Worst Jokes Ever
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
Hi meccool.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."