Worst Jokes Ever
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
You're gay.
LET'S GOOOO!
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Yo momma so fat!
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Blake drinks Coke.
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.