My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
Worst Jokes Ever
Spell "I hod."
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Once Jimmy was minding his own business, then he hears his mom come home. He asked, "Where have you been?" She replied with, "I was at work," yet he knew his mom did not have work. So the next day, while heading to school, he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant, and they want to try their device, and they need the baby's dad to say if it's alright.
Good luck, Gwen, with everything!
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.