SHUT UP EVERYBODY!
Worst Jokes Ever
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
Your (DYM 47).
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus. I lost my job as a bus driver.
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Suck your mom. ☺️
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭
Jesus and his friend went fishing. They both cast their lines out, and both of them get a bite, but Jesus's friend misses and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's a bad sentence to say; if you say it 3 times, something bad will happen to you." They cast it out again, and both get a bite, and Jesus's friend misses again and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus replied, "If you say that one more time, something bad will happen." They cast out again, and Jesus's friend's line snaps, and he says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's the last time something bad will happen." The biggest thunderstorm ever seen appeared, and a lightning bolt struck Jesus, and a voice came from the clouds, "Damn, I missed."