what do you call a funny family of chairs, a sitcom

whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? the wheelchair.

what the difference between arsenal & westham? arsenal can win trophies and win games

Big foot is just a normal person who covered himself in pritt stick and went down on susan boyle

vladimir putin is probably a homo-phobe because he has to go through life the name of a gay porn star

what the difference between cain dash and a down syndrome? NOTHING

North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.

What’s the hardest part about being a paedophile?

Trying to fit in.

Why did the chicken cross the road------- bb becauuuuuussssssseeeeeeeee

Have you ever been eight before?

You were between 7 and 9

Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, outSTANDing performance.

yo mama

i tried to catch fog but i mist

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut

there was a man in a wheelchair and he got knocked out in front of a bus he had a wheelie good life.

why did the cow smell coz the horse gave it a pat on the back

What is a carrots favourite shop?

The wheelchair store

Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.

a man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs then he says to his boss, i cant handle all of this,.