Worst Jokes Ever
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.