What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
Worst Jokes Ever
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Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
