Your so fat when you say the n word boogers come out
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said "Do you wanna?". Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
when ur cousin dies and everybody thinks ur her
FUCKING MENT
How do you circumsice a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
i feel bad for the people who died in 2001 those poor terrosists died doing their job.
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad ... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
slay
Why do orphans only have iphone xr? because they don't home buttons
Why do american guns only have 30 rounds. because its the average class size
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa? The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes
my dad was in the plane in 911 and he was the smart one that convinced everyone he said. were fucked
why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
because she was told that if you rearrange the letters PEAR it spells "rape"
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan hit them
It's not like they can tell their parents
What do you call your mom
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
chairing is caring folks
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison? How rare they are.
Is google a male or female? Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion
Why can’t the blind man find love, It’s called love at first sight.
