Worst Jokes Ever
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Two women, Jane and Emma, are in the afterlife waiting for judgement.
Emma turns to Jane and says, "I'm just curious, but how did you die?"
Jane replies with, "I burnt to death."
Emma, shocked, responds with, "That sounds horrible! What was it like?"
Jane answers with, "It first felt really hot and painful, but then I felt nothing. How did you die?"
Emma replies with, "Well, I believed my husband was cheating on me. I decided to leave work early one day to make sure he was loyal. I found him on the phone with his mother. I thought he was hiding something from me so I ran to the bedroom and found nothing. Then I sprinted to the kitchen and didn't find anything. I then jolted outside to the backyard and just found that he hadn't cleaned the pool. I was so tired from running that I fell over into the pool and drowned."
Jane retorts with, "Well if you checked the oven neither of us would be here right now."
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.