A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles

why are mountains so funny because there hills ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha very funny

what did the pot say to the kettle? to lick the S### spoon

Stan Lee walked into a school one day.

Just kidding, he’s f...in dead :(

why is the difference between dray dray and an overated footballer called Pogba?

Chimmy: (smoking because of fire place) Chimmy2: your to young to smoke

There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there was two.

who delete my stuff??? woooow you racist just because i hispacin

Why did the chicken cross the road------- bb becauuuuuussssssseeeeeeeee

Why is 1026 afraid of 1028? Because 102 8 1029

This is mean af yall need to stop this like wtf what would happen if u all grew up and u was like this like dam

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I have a p..... How’s that for a f...ing joke. It’s not a joke. It’s terrible. 500 thumbs down and I’ll lop off my dick with a razor.

YORK HIGH SCHOOL IS THE BEST SCHOOL EVER!!!

Stop joking about suicide, it’s not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.

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Did you know a vegetable can also be a fruit?

theres no joke

also there are only 2 genders, male and female

hhgregg anyone?

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