Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why canβt orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they donβt have a sister.
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Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Thereβs nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
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Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.