Worst Jokes Ever
I killed a man in '94.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
People love you.
Don't die.
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"
She replies with, "These are my headlights."
He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."
So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."
Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.