Worst Jokes Ever
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."