Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
