Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.
*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.
*Me sits down in the chair*
*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.
*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.
*walks out without paying*
*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.
*customer:* I told u she would.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.