Q: What happens when an asian with an erection walks into a wall? A: He breaks his nose
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
vilonce is never the awnser: it's the solution
What do u call a pencil with no end... Pointless
What’s an orphan’s least favourite drink?
Milk. Because no one came back with any.
What did the plane say to the tower? ''Yo can I crash at your place for a bit and can my boy crash at your boys place
Like if you blow male cows
what does parents and dark humor have in common? not everyone gets them
Your forhed is so big i could stand on it
What do you say when you see your tv floating away at night... "Drop it Jamal"
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist
What is a pedophiles favorite piano note?
A Minor
God those orphans we're putting up such a fight, I had to lock em in the basement
What do parents and dark humor have in common. Some get it, and some don't.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house. None, they don't have one
Your mum's so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck going down
penis and balls
ctrl, alt, delutus, because ofthine fetus
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan
He was a family physician
