Worst Jokes Ever

Teacher: What comes after C?

Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!

Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?

Me: AK47!!!

Teacher thought: Oh hell na.

Teacher: What comes after X?

Me: Xplosin.

1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.

I pushed a man in a wheelchair into a fire. Now we call him "hot wheels."

I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."

I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.

That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.

Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.

The Titanic is now a resort for fish.

Why were the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.

I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.

Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?

A parent's signature was required.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!

I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀

Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?

Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.

U.S.A: No Queen?

England: No towers?