Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.

Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."

Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.

What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?

"Go to HELLakbar!"

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid

Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.