Worst Jokes Ever
"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.
Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."
Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"
Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.