Worst Jokes Ever
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.
I found a lot of matches.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.