Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
In Boston we say,
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said ‘Hey Jill, you wanna?’ Jill said yes, unzipped her dress, and then they had a ‘daughta’" 🤣
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
What is the definition of fellatio?
Auto masturbation.