Why do orphan like the number seven it’s lucky so maybe there parents will come back
little jonny fucked his mum
Your hairline so bad even your mama left you
why did the orphan cross the road? To because he wanted to find home >:D
why did the orphan go to rob the bank? because he wanted to be wanted >:D
Why do orphans go to church.
To call someone father
I was walking till i saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said where are your parents? He cried even more. oh i just love talking to orphans.
If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.
"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"
why did the cat cross the road?
to make a catastifi on the road
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
hi this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic,where yesterday loss is today's sauce
What is doing a woman with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
boss: you're fired
me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
boss: you're a waiter where did you get those
Why does a leave fall faster than an Emo? The Emo hangs himself
I'M GONNA FINALLY PUT A STOP TO THE FUCKING DRAMA. I saw people bullying other people for years, Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake JUST DO JOKES! PLEASE! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! JUST MAKE JOKES PEOPLE! That is why it’s called “Worst JOKES ever” not “Bully people FOREVER” SO SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET TO JOKING! JESUS! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread HATE AND FOOLISHNESS FROM PEOPLE WHO DON’T EVEN KNOW BETTER THINGS TO DO BUT TO HATE ON STUPID STRANGERS FROM DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE FUCKING WORLD!!! “Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please. Stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
I watched a documentary called Redline Carrera: birth of the memes. It all started with Paul Walker.
orphans have 263 days on a calendar because they dont have mothers or fathers day.
Suck
what do you call a stupid mannequin? a dummy
Who is the worlds fastest reader. The twin towers, the blew 86 stories I'm 5 seconds.
