You look easy to draw.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Why did you say hi?
Because you wanted to.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
