Worst Jokes Ever
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.