Worst Jokes Ever
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
"Curry muncher!"
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.