Worst Jokes Ever
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.
I love my job at the orphanage.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Kms.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.