Worst Jokes Ever

Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.

"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"

"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"

Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.

One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."

"How many men does your wife have?"

Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.

your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it

Why cant Americans play chess?

Because they lost their towers...

Tork Poettschke & Jack London walk down the street together. One asks the other, "May I stand in the middle?"

Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.

Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"

Poettschke: "Please get away from me."

Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."

Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"

Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"

What do you call a retarded Mexican?

Ricardo.

My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.

When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?

What do you call a riot full of white people?

An avalanche.

My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."

I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.

Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?

Because they already 69'd.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked at least.

Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"

Looks like they didn't tell their parents.

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.