Worst Jokes Ever
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.