once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad so his dad said yes then he ask what is that and his dad said it a chow chow train the next day he wanted to shower with his mom so she said yes he ask again what is that and she said it was a tunnel with light the same day he wanted to sleep with them and they said yes in the middle of the night he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in
Fuck man I just need a fuckin loli to walk all over me
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree? An Orphan
ur hairline is so close to earth, 100 million lightyears away
When the kid in the wheel chair scares you.... You wheelie scared me.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man they got it wrong, I wanted this shity plane
You've probably heard this one before but screw it
What's the difference between jesus christ and the kid I just killed Jesus christ probably died a virign
I hate Likebeggers.They are just writing some stupid ,,Like if" shit just to get attention.I mean thats so lazy.So unorginal and stupid.
Anyways can this get 100 Likes please?
bobby had 54 dicks (54) he took 33 pills a month (5433) once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345) (flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! he's got a lot!
The orphan also had to cry bcz the cartels called him homie.
Are you a gun becuse i want to live with you
me: "the villain has a point you know"
everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
What does McDonald's and Priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious. Because they can finally call someone father.
Mijn penis is lang lmao
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? Its kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11, Osama Bin Llama
My dad died in the 9/11 I'll always remember his last words
Allah hu akbar
Why do orphans stay home alone because it don't got no parents.
