7 s jokes
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Seven is a registered six-offender.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.