7 s jokes

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7’s a cunt.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.

Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?

It doesn't know jack.

7-Eleven

8-Eleven

9/11

2 7 73 53.

I'll give you time, figure it out.

789.

What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?

S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

5+2 = 7

But 4+3 also = 7

So take your own path.

A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.

The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"