6am jokes

I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.

Men wake up with a boner.

Women wake up yawning.

Coincidence?

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

Amber Heard's Morning Routine

Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.

6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.