2x4 jokes
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.