1912 jokes

People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.

God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?

"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.

People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!

Iceberg: Hold my beer.

People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."

God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"

It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"