1912 jokes
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."