1912 jokes
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.