How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark
Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head
A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover so one of her friends asks when was the last time you had an orgasm? she replies 3 days ago dad comes bursting in i KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
