13 jokes

The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.

A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.

Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.

Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.

A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.

Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.