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You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. he says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave. the poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. there names were johony and papa All of the sudden,johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, whats your emergency?” The hunter replies “My son just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”
so dad is teaching his 8 year old son about the planets and said this is Uranus then the 5 year old son says where is my anus
it was just a big hunter killer drone
Why is nasa so sus? Cause they wanted to see uranus
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842, don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
im 14 i have had sex before, I have 206 bones in my body but when im with my gf i have 207
why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip
because it required a parents signature
Why do most orphans rob banks
Because they just want to feel wanted
yo hairline was used as the blue blint for the great wall of china
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or Test-tube babies in an argument.