Git is going to let bill Cosby out of jail o wait he watched little bill
Your forehead is deeper then the ocean
Ur so fat that when they tried to print a picture of u through the computer they couldn't fit u in the whole picture bc u were so big
Hang in there you all, Literally.
Whats the diffrence between me and a hairdresser. We both cut too much
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty, a person comes up to the water, drinks it and says: why are you so salty :(
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better
Yo forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in strike force heroes
Chinmey
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times
If you will combine math and meth you will become Einstein White
Who is the definition of a natural born cocksucker A bisexuality male or a homosexual male or a bisexual female or a heterosexual female ? A physically disabled heterosexual male
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
I went over to a crying child and said were are your parents . God I love working at an orphanage.!
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah.. you look fat in every dress
Yo momma's decided to go to KFC, until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and cashier said ''here is the reciept'' now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spended more than drakes net worth that he can even lend, she went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food, by the second they see the plates empty, and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she dissappear's, its a beatiful sunny day.
Your so fat when you told your mum and dad even they laughed
