Worst Jokes Ever
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.
So I don’t get pepper sprayed.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.