Worst Jokes Ever
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
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If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”