Worst Jokes Ever
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
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If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.