Worst Jokes Ever
14 girls asked me to go out today!
I was in the ladies' toilets...
How do you make an idiot say how?
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.
Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.
My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!