Worst Jokes Ever
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.