Worst Jokes Ever
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
I Googled "How to start a Wildfire." It gave me 28,452 matches.
New groupchat??
Some people think prison is one word, but to criminals, it’s a whole sentence.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.