Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Condom

  • Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”

    Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”

    Condom: “Hahaha...”

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  • Quote

  • Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

    Politics

  • What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

    Both aren't what they used to be...

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  • Train

  • I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."

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  • Slut

  • I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

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  • Present

  • What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...

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