Worst Jokes Ever
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.