Worst Jokes Ever
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
I like my coffee like my women.
Amateur.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.
It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.
It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.
This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.
So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.