Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
I was out to dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep.
It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.