Worst Jokes Ever
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.