Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner. His mother says, “I don’t like your friends”. Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Women treat me like a god They ignore me till they need something
why did the orphan cry to the teacher because they have no one else
Why can't orphans play dodgeball because no one misses them
You forehead is so big, that your face touches your chin
In the hospital they need to keep the disabled patients rooms cooler than the other patients rooms. Why? They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Guys these jokes are not funny my dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever
Why are santa's balls so big? because he comes (cums) once a year
why cant a orphan go on a field trip? they don't have a parent signature.
Yo hair line is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
What do u call josh in a room... Gay
Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot
what do you call a disabled chinieese person
sum ting wong
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty ,moist ,fishy ,rotten egg , dead Elizabeth, pig dick , cow cum filth 🤭. Dirty bitch
I think my dads gay bc he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns
What is a four leg animal called that can fly
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare? They have no one to call daddy
2 women, Jane and Emma, are in the afterlife waiting for judgement. Emma turns to Jane and says "I'm just curious, but how did you die?"
Jane replies with "I burnt to death."
Emma, shocked, responds with "That sounds horrible! What was it like?"
Jane answers with "It first felt really hot and painful, but then I felt nothing. How did you die?"r> Emma replies with "Well, I believed my husband was cheating on me. I decided to leave work early one day to make sure he was loyal. I found him on the phone with his mother. I thought he was hiding something from me so I ran to the bedroom and found nothing. Then I sprinted to the kitchen and didn't find anything. I then jolted outside to the backyard and just found that he hadn't cleaned the pool. I was so tired from running that I fell over into the pool and drowned."
Jane retorts with "Well if you checked the oven neither of us would be here right now."
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but then I turned myself around.
