what do you call a terrorist that can fly? a dart
What are Africans favorite game to play? Hungry hippos
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Orphans are so vulnerable they have no parents to tell- Masai
i told siri my dog and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up and i said okay.she asked me knock knock and i said who is there and she said not your dog
A guy gets home from work to seeing his gf packing and he asks her why are you packing and the girl says cause i found out your a Pedophilia and the guy goes a Pedophilia and she says yes and the guy goes thats a big word for a 12 year old
When Peter Pan jumped off the twin towers what happened. He neverland
my grandpa said this generation relies 2 much on tech so I unplugged his life support
how did the gay man die? homicide
6 was afraid of 7 bc 7 ate 9 but why was 10 scared?
Bc 10 was in 9/11
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Β· Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why?
a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline
should i do a face rev?
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire? Hot wheels
Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls
What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin
How many Emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb.None they all just sit in the dark and cry.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna Hang?
Why do orphans play gta,because they canβt be wanted
