Worst Jokes Ever
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.