What was the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What was the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it! (shit joke, I know)
Why are lesbians bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him.
why disable people do not like comedians? bcoz they do stand up
who is the most horny and fat ass god? - kim jung un
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
I asked my friend what happened to him? His balance shifted.
How do you know the baby's dead, The dog plays with it more
My dad told me "No electronics at the table", so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
a byebyesexual.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.