Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."

You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.