Worst Jokes Ever
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.