Worst Jokes Ever
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
Ummmm 67.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!