There are 206 bones in the human body 207 when I'm at a nursery
me: are you an orphan? orphan: yes how did you know and what gave me away? me: where's your parents? orphan: died and i have a phone why? me: because it has a home button.
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What’s the difference between weed and pussy If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weeds good
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver driver have in common? Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box
Why can’t Americans play chess They lost 2 towers
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why are orphans so bad at baseball Because they can’t get a home run
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love? “The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
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How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS
Being the first to move in chess. It’s a white privilege.
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“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Roses are red, Violets are blue And if you're my friend I'll be there till the end
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
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