Worst Jokes Ever
My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.
Weird, he usually uses a sock.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!'
I thought, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.