Worst Jokes Ever
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.