That is so bad, just like you.
Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
