What's the difference between a bird and an emo? Birds fly
Emos love jumping for joy
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo
What's an emos favourite part about be dunk? The hangover
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looked normal
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war
what do you call a surprised Asian
Ho Lee Fuc
My grandma asked me if I could visit her
I told her no I don’t like graveyards
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing The beer bottle says: if you break me you get one year of bad luck The mirror scoffs: oh, that's nothing, you break me and you get 7 years of bad luck. The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing
what do you call an asian who gets a B its not a basian
Dead
What’s the difference between black matter and black lives matters
Black matter leaves a impact
What did hitler get for his birthday
A G.I Jew and a easy bake oven
Dave got a new job at the suicide hotline. The manager shows him to his desk and Dave has a seat.
The manager says, "Remember! Your job is to make sure that the person at the other end of the line does not kill himself, no matter what! That's the one thing you have to do!"
Dave says "No problem! I will do exactly what you just told me!" and the manager leaves him to his job.
A few minutes, later Dave's phone rings.
"Hello?" Dave answers. No response for a few seconds, then a voice appears.
"My wife cheated on me." a man says. The man on the other end of the line is clearly depressed.
"I'm sorry to hear that." Dave says.
"I found out that she's been doing it for months; she says I don't treat her well enough. She's filing for divorce and threatening to take the kids from me. I don't know what to do. I just took up drinking and gambling, the pain goes away at first but it always comes back. I don't think I can even afford to see a psychiatrist; money is tight as it always is. I wish I could manage my finances better... I just don't see any way out. I think the only thing I can do that makes sense is to just kill myself."
Dave pauses for a moment, thinks, and then he asks:
"Wouldn't it make more sense to kill her?"
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes
openheimer
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school
So I had him bring my wife
How do you win an argument against an emo kid? Give him a gun he'll just shot himself
I think God is cool with abortion
After all, he did kill his only son
A rapist, pedifile, and a priest walk into a bar He orders a beer
Same person
What do you do when epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them Some laundry.
