Worst Jokes Ever
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.