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Whats the difference between a priest and MCDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife? I woke up Chris breezy
Id tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality.
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why don’t orphans play baseball Because they can’t get a home run
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person? About 3 years
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals? Guns only have one trigger
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. They have to come out of the closet sometime
this place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
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Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system
