Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?

Because she runs away from balls.

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One really small one and one really small black guy.

Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?

He took away their ottoman!