Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a black person?

Dark humor.

Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.

And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?

"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."

Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”

Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”

Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”

I moved so much stone today.

I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.

I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.

My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.

Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.

If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Why is Santa's sack always full?

Because he only comes once a year.

You really put the R in special.

What do lesbians do while having their period?

They finger paint.

Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.

I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.

Why do hospitals have air conditioning?

To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.

What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.

A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.

A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.