Worst Jokes Ever
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
Do you love God?
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!
So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.
So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"