Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Female Rights?
One night, a girl said to her family, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa." The next morning, her grandpa died. That night, she said, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodbye Grandma." The next morning, the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night, the girl said, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy." The next morning, the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine, but when he went into the kitchen, he saw his wife crying. When he asked her what's wrong, she said, "The mailman died."
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.