Worst Jokes Ever
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.