Son: Dad, why did name my sister Paris? Dad: Because she was made there. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: You’re welcome, Backseat.

You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a p....…also sausage and hotdogs too

IN AUSTRALIA, MY JOKES ARE HIGH KOALA-TY

“I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer but then I realized I do that myself.”

What did John say after someone shot his leg-

Oof

What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching

What do you cal a mexican with a ruber toe?

Robetoe

fff

he might have been a fortnite player respect him

WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES

I gave my friends some buttons To bad he couldn’t pull himself together.

A man broke into stevie wonders house and threatened to kill his wife

He just turned a blind eye

What’s worst than communism? CAPITALISM

sing in music lesson i want to die, i want to die, i want to choke myself, break my neck and die.

Two people walk down the road one sais to the other mitch we past weight watchers 2 minutes ago he responds jake the noodle shop is just here you been carrying that shit on your head for 14 years

You know where I get my soda Minisoda

how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter

Why do only guys have fun? There’s only the word ‘p....’ in happiness

What’s the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they’re all knockoffs of old jokes you’ve already heard that aren’t funny. Pen!s

All these oranges but you still orange the one for me