Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the rock to see your ego cause your forehead is so big
Your so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
are you a school? cause I wanna shoot kids in u
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
you're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you
whats a bonus on being a orphan you cant get homework
Why the twin towers are mad
They ar like pepeporonie and cheese as a plane
Her Name was Lola
She was a loner
At the Copa
Then I saw her
And i got a boner
The next morning
She couldn't remember if I banged her
Her Name was Lola She was a loner At the Copa I saw her And i just wanted to bone her !!
Why do orphans air It’s invisible just like there parents
Roses are red the grass is greener when I see you I play with my wiener
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
(i found dis from a website) jack & jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy...but jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz jills real name was randy
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT", she thought it's a food court, and order 20 big macs and got a heart attack
What do you not say to an Emo if u want them to come round? Wanna hang out.
Yo mamma so stupid she returned a donut bacause it had a hole in it
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
