I like to eat moms spaghetti now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta
I was talking to my old friend, they said " We should hang out more! "
I said " you mean we should ketchup?"
What do autism and down syndrome have in common? They both don’t f...ing have any idea whats going on.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife
a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked “how’d you do that?” he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says “you’re a real a**hole when you’re drunk superman.”