Worst Jokes Ever

Teacher: Don’t run into the road!

Down syndrome: Weeeeee!

Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.

The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.

The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.

The French salute starts with your hands in the air.

The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.

Suck my dick!

(Ron Jeremy)

Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!

Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?

My family is like a cactus; a bunch of pricks.

I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.

What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?

New York Jets.

What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something.

The teacher of the ELA class said that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next to the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he said, "Me, I'm going home." Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and said, "At the end of this ruler is an idiot," he got suspended for asking which end.

One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.

Except my depression.

Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

Gamemaster10

When was the first Black Friday?

1619.

What's a school shooter's favorite anime?

Assassination Classroom.

I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.

What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?

Coldplay.

An Irish-man walks out of a bar.