Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself....they were making sexual faces as well, oh and don't forget the moaning they do.
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but ... we're still working on it.
Did you hear about the deaf guys STI He got hearing aids
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo
you're dad is so fucking fat that when he bends over and comes back up its the next day
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back Apparently that’s insensitive to someone during chemo
Which is more disabling is it autism or down syndrome
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some RAP DEPOSITS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills)
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes
Why did the rapper go to SCHOOL?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)
(Not originally my joke, I found this joke somewhere a few months back) An Emo kid in a tree falls, at the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kids rope and noose.
In 2001 my parents took me to 911 i was soaring towards it with excitement
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week he swears by it, but he’s in denial
