Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.

What do women and pools have in common?

They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.