Worst Jokes Ever

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

Not your dad.

Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?

Because they don't have a Father's Day.

What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.

Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?

When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.

If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?

Why does this exist?

(6x9)+6+9=69

Hahah, funny joke!

Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?

Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!

On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!

69.

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?

How do you know that Americans hate exercise?

9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?

I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.

If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.

I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.

Where did Joe go after getting lost in a minefield?

Everywhere.

It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!