Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
nook nook whose ther you're you're who you're parents left you
What is red orange and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls,autumn leaves 🍁
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather. Chloe says "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic" John says "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler"
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em Duplocates
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
I played uno with my mexican friend
That bastard took all the green cards
What’s a Mexicans favorite video game?
Borderlands 2
i love pussy6
planes shouldn't have free wifi. why? because the last time they had free wifi, well here's what happened... on september eleventh 2001, (children scream)
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him. thats it for now
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?" The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Me: Yo, dude! yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV I missed three episodes! My friends mom: why you bully me?
Gvvvvvvvuhhgh
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
