Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
Me: Mom, I'm tired.
Mom: "Then go to sleep."
Me: No, you don't understand-
They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)