My dad died in 911 he was a great pilot
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
what do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
the double trouble.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied so I encouraged him to stand up for himself idk why he started crying
What do orphans parents in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.
“In yo mama”
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
what has a head a tail but no body?
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What do you call a teen wizard who just went puberty? Harry Potter.
Why is American’s bad at Clash Royal? Because, they already lost 2 towers.
Where is the best place to eat tacos? In the Gulp of Mexico
Jake: can I go outside Mom: did you clean your room Jake: No Mom: Then f*ck no Jake: alright bet (Brother named no)
(This is a cruel joke, do not say this to anyone it just popped up in my mind)
Roses are Red Violet's are blue yo grandma died, yo dad left you too, now you living with yo old grandma coot. 'oh' let's not forget yo mom left you to, you gon live alone, die alone, with no roses on yo casket too.
What is uranus favorite exerscise..... hynees
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo
Q: Why cant you tell 911 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn
teacher: Jeff why did you throw a paper plane a the twins? Jeff: you wouldn't get it miss
imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses,diseases,etc in the world but cooler like this: "bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
Why did the chicken cross the road
Fuck you thats why
