Worst Jokes Ever
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
When we take a family photo, you are the background.
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
GTA 6
I got sad today.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"
The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."
A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."
Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!