Worst Jokes Ever
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
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Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."
Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
Please drop a like.
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.