Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize you're in a crematorium.
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.