Worst Jokes Ever
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
What is italian sausage?
The dick of a gay italian.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?
The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?
"When is your next blood period?"
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.