A blind man walks into a woman’s bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.
Arik? (Not a joke)
Whens only time rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncles cock in his mouth.
Wats only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it
People who wannabe rich an famous rappers should always look at rapeboat, and learn wat not to do.
Wats the difference btwn rapeboats mouth and a sewer? Nuthin they both spout shit.
Jack is a looser and a gaybo and a trans and a Fanny face
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Mic Drops
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE CHAINS
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a REBATE
Watching paint dry sounds like a THRILL compared to spending time with SLADE
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO
Leo is like a broken pencil... POINTLESS
Leo must be a PARKING TICKET... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE
I‘ve seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S personality
