Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.
“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.
“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
My anxiety has anxiety.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
What is the best Catholic dating app?
Grinder.
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.