Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
you're are mum
I know five fat people and you're three of them
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk
An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
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the fat kid asked the teacher "is godzilla real" the teacher said "they're standing right infront of me"
( just a joke) my grandfather was involved in 9/11 😞. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was
When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
A:Blue Cheese
A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon" next to all of the chalk outlines
Whats the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar?? One stops sucking when u smack it
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What's worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
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Roses are red Walls are made of plaster Schoolchildren can move fast But bullets can move faster
