So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon grow up!
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard? - so they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama? Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men? - the balls... German men don't have them.
Y does rapeboat like going to the dog sheltr? It cheaper than a whore house
Rapeboat has 6 fingers on each hand an 1 big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding
Rapeboat makes Elton John seem straight
only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes r his jokes
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
Chill MC
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
MIC-AND-IKES
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping BEATS, not BETS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked
