When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
