Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?

A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.

Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"

Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."