For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
